Post by Christina Aguilera on Mar 5, 2012 2:08:36 GMT -7
Christina here or some may know me as Xtina but that was back when I was a dirty smelly pirate hooker. Now i have a baby so i gotta play mom and all that jazz. I'm super excited to not see Britney is this game I was worried that I'd have to put up with her "Toxic" crazy ass. Plus she still owes me 10 dollars
I of course have been scoping out the fellow competitors to see what I am up against and hopefully Ill take home the crown.
and if i make it to the cover girl you know not pick an 80s style crazy what the hells bells was I thinking cover girl photo (who would do that!)
anyways now onto the competition and my thoughts of them..
Kat- BORING im not really a fan I think she is goofy looking and after reviewing her photos she is a one trick pony who I am sure will not make it that far. and her magazine covers blow huge balls!
Example:
she looks drunk and goofy looking. I will put this model choice in the what were you thinking book. Put down the drugs!
Avril- nice range of photos to choose from but her dilemma is honestly her face. IT never changes! i mean i think/feel that its truly stuck that way. and her smile is incredibly awkward. *shudders*
Dannii- Who! I've never heard of this one Oh okay Kylie's younger sister. Im going to predict early boot.. i just cant see her doing well.
Rachel- ah this one is a contender of course I stalk the antm celeb pages to scope out what Im up against seeing as I have seen she played several times and made all stars several times. This one is pretty i could def see her going pretty far. I will miss Joan Rivers though *sad face*
Zoe- *Yawn* boring dont even care.
Sarah- Again Who! I dont feel threatened at all by this one. Another go out on the limb and say early boot.
Liv- So beautiful and love the movie Empire Records. Damn this person for choosing Liv = very big could be my biggest competition. We shall see.
January - Beautiful no doubt about that and I seen her pictures they are pretty fierce def another competitor BUT hey i like a challenge
Dianna- I HATE GLEE! Glee is misery on the television they ruin perfectly good songs! Now i realize I may end up with some haters over this one BUT hey ohs wells Glee sucks! She will do okay i feel but i also feel she will be very predictable. Did i mention I hate glee?!!
Mariah- Ewwwwwwwwwww times 10! Okay i hate her good voice yup sure but not as good as mine she really irked me when I saw her on cribs exercising in heals Really?! I wanted to punch her in the baby maker so bad after that. Mariah's pictures are alright BUT thats at best.
Katie- awwww Tom Cruise's lover sooo jealous... <--- lamest joke I ever told he is gross! Katie is alright she is from Toledo originally ( 30 min from where I live) She does have some pretty awesome photos BUT the question is will she get the too 90s vibe going. Can she over come that? Will she teach me scientology? So many damn questions *head explodes*
Eva- Tans too much she needs to learn that excessive tanning is not hot. I really dont see this little oompaloompa lad will go very far.
Rose- EARLY BOOT! very mediocre and have no clue who the hell she is!
Well kids its 4:04 am here and Im falling asleep so Im going to call it xoxo Christina is out
I of course have been scoping out the fellow competitors to see what I am up against and hopefully Ill take home the crown.
and if i make it to the cover girl you know not pick an 80s style crazy what the hells bells was I thinking cover girl photo (who would do that!)
anyways now onto the competition and my thoughts of them..
Kat- BORING im not really a fan I think she is goofy looking and after reviewing her photos she is a one trick pony who I am sure will not make it that far. and her magazine covers blow huge balls!
Example:
she looks drunk and goofy looking. I will put this model choice in the what were you thinking book. Put down the drugs!
Avril- nice range of photos to choose from but her dilemma is honestly her face. IT never changes! i mean i think/feel that its truly stuck that way. and her smile is incredibly awkward. *shudders*
Dannii- Who! I've never heard of this one Oh okay Kylie's younger sister. Im going to predict early boot.. i just cant see her doing well.
Rachel- ah this one is a contender of course I stalk the antm celeb pages to scope out what Im up against seeing as I have seen she played several times and made all stars several times. This one is pretty i could def see her going pretty far. I will miss Joan Rivers though *sad face*
Zoe- *Yawn* boring dont even care.
Sarah- Again Who! I dont feel threatened at all by this one. Another go out on the limb and say early boot.
Liv- So beautiful and love the movie Empire Records. Damn this person for choosing Liv = very big could be my biggest competition. We shall see.
January - Beautiful no doubt about that and I seen her pictures they are pretty fierce def another competitor BUT hey i like a challenge
Dianna- I HATE GLEE! Glee is misery on the television they ruin perfectly good songs! Now i realize I may end up with some haters over this one BUT hey ohs wells Glee sucks! She will do okay i feel but i also feel she will be very predictable. Did i mention I hate glee?!!
Mariah- Ewwwwwwwwwww times 10! Okay i hate her good voice yup sure but not as good as mine she really irked me when I saw her on cribs exercising in heals Really?! I wanted to punch her in the baby maker so bad after that. Mariah's pictures are alright BUT thats at best.
Katie- awwww Tom Cruise's lover sooo jealous... <--- lamest joke I ever told he is gross! Katie is alright she is from Toledo originally ( 30 min from where I live) She does have some pretty awesome photos BUT the question is will she get the too 90s vibe going. Can she over come that? Will she teach me scientology? So many damn questions *head explodes*
Eva- Tans too much she needs to learn that excessive tanning is not hot. I really dont see this little oompaloompa lad will go very far.
Rose- EARLY BOOT! very mediocre and have no clue who the hell she is!
Well kids its 4:04 am here and Im falling asleep so Im going to call it xoxo Christina is out